Wardrobe malfunction

My tights fell off.

Seriously.

This has never happened to me before. I was walking from the tube station to the office this morning - which takes all of about 5 minutes - and during that time my sheer neutral XL tights went from snug round my bum to rolled down to my knees. I was laughing so hard I barely made it into the office.

Now I admit, it could be that they are just a cheap pair of tights that have been washed many times and have finally given up the last of their elasticity. But I choose to believe that they are simply too large for me now. 

So I bared my legs to the office all day, and nobody fainted.